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  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person: 
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person: 
  • society: 
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society: 
  • person: 
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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    aqueousserenade:

    coledownlow:

    I love this quote. I love this movie.

    This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.

    Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever. 


    daily-dose-of-dana:

    jesus christ himself literally created this show


    doloresjaneumbridge:

    Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]


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    I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS


    alequacious:

    today i realised that it’s okay if the boy isn’t that into me. 

    i’m into me. i’m amazing. i was here before, i’ll be here after and someone else’s opinion doesn’t mean diddly squat for my self worth. 

    he’d be lucky to have me, but it’s okay if he doesn’t want me. 

    Posted 1 hour ago with 13 notes

    ironriots:

    awfulbanter:

    forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

    but it has 

    oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea


    theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

    theantiherooftime:

    A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


    vettechadventures:

    20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.


    joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

    joshpecksister:

    if someone asks what college is like you show them this